heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

I don’t even care, this was the best joke of the entire movie.

(via elegantmess100)


shenanigansofahooligan:

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

cptkitten
WHAT THE FUCK, HOW IS THAT GODDAMN WEED DOING THE BAM-BAM TO A FUCKING DINOSAUR

shenanigansofahooligan:

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

cptkitten

WHAT THE FUCK, HOW IS THAT GODDAMN WEED DOING THE BAM-BAM TO A FUCKING DINOSAUR


The problem with being touch starved for a long time and then suddenly making out with someone all afternoon is that CONGRATULATIONS! Your body now remembers what physical contact is like! Now you get to spend the next several days thinking about it and being mostly incapable of focusing on anything else. Enjoy!


THERE’S A DOLLY BLOG?!

THERE’S A DOLLY BLOG?!

(via portmanteaurian)


Pardon me, I’m just giving up my afternoon ambitions to rewatch Golden Boy.


beyondthegrandline:

"can you tell everyone that dinner is ready?"

"ok"

image

"SOOOOOOEEEEEEEEYYY PIG PIG PIGGIES"

(via nightmareloki)


Dude even the aftershocks of that quake were big

Alaska rocks


tessdraws:

braixxen:

askfordoodles:

Mischief - The Sketching/Art software that acts like a regular raster-based painting software, but with infinite vector scaling! [x]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

(via iraya)


Nancy Sinatra- These Boots Are Made for Walkin’


Aretha Franklin- Chain of Fools