So the more I look at the randomized demographics of my tiny fictitious mountain town circa 2000, I realize that it would certainly never happen like this. I didn’t skew the results in favor of any particular gender, and I only slightly skewed them toward “typical” Americans. (What I mean by that is that out of twenty eight listed nationalities, five are different flavors of American and four are different flavors of Hispanic. The rest are individual countries.)
The good news is that I’m comfortable drawing the line between historical accuracy and fictional idealism in such a way that it happens anyway.


Alright so maybe having an odd schedule is bad, because I keep forgetting to eat and this is not the first time this week I’ve considered going to bed hungry just because making food is too much effort. I’m an idiot. (Also getting up to make a quick dinner, I promise!)


Alright so I’m finally going to watch Sherlock Hound, but I have no idea if I should go for the sub or the dub. :/


sheriffjake:

kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT

I’d be a lot more impressed if this didn’t happen so damn often.

sheriffjake:

kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT

I’d be a lot more impressed if this didn’t happen so damn often.

(via mavkakiss)


beamkatanachronicles:

appleseeddrama:

THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.



Your honor, something is amiss here!
As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled! 
Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?

Where are the bar codes?!
This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!! 

Phoenix! Don’t forget, even in the new LOC coding system, manga would not be mixed with law texts!

beamkatanachronicles:

appleseeddrama:

THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.

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Your honor, something is amiss here!

As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled! 

Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?

image

Where are the bar codes?!

This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!! 

Phoenix! Don’t forget, even in the new LOC coding system, manga would not be mixed with law texts!

(via dredsina)


thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

AGAIN, THIS MAP IS THE DUMBEST SHIT. Look at North America. You fuckheads are not dumb enough to think that American natives get whiter as you go north. Use your goddamn brains, people.

thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.

Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

AGAIN, THIS MAP IS THE DUMBEST SHIT. Look at North America. You fuckheads are not dumb enough to think that American natives get whiter as you go north. Use your goddamn brains, people.

(via mavkakiss)


dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

(via elegantmess100)


No no no, David Bowie was an anomaly. The Spice Girls are a universal constant.

(via outofcontextdnd)

To be fair, I don’t think anyone could have seen Bowie coming.

(via portmanteaurian)


I want this on my wall forever

I want this on my wall forever

(via roboboners)


Hey cool my episode is done time to go check on the laundry, but oh it’d be so sad if I’d been sitting on my leg for the last twenty minutes and now it’s a goddamn tingly unresponsive rubber stick